What a fucking waste of an outfit
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
They took my balls.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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