i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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