Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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