READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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