I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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