The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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