Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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