I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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