these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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