Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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