awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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