i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
