so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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