Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Randomize
