I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
well you can't waste a boner
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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