The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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