god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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