yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
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