If i could tip my vagina, i would.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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