let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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