I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
My life is pants optional.
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