You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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