quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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