he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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