whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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