This is not my ceiling
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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