I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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