hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Watching her eat just hurts me
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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