please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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