If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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