Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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