I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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