nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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