Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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