the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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