Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Randomize
