Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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