she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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