white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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