do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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