Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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