dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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