I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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