the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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