But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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