Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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