Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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