some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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