Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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