The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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