I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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