What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
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