3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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