i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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