I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
