How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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