the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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