Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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