no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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