do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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