Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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